Odds & Ends

Top 15 Things You Will Never Hear Out Of The Colonel

15. "I'll take Shakespeare for $1000 Alex."

14. "Damn it Jean! Get Moving!  The ballet starts at 7:00."

13. "Were moving back to Omaha so Nick and Grant can go to Creighton Prep."

12. "Jesus "H" - cut the fat off that steak."

11. "I'll have a Zima"

10. "I can't make the sweater trip this year, the boys have a big gymnastics meet.

9. "I'm laying up Juan. It's the smart play."

8. "I'm done for tonight. I don't want to have a hangover tomorrow."

7. "Creighton has a great chance of beating OU in the tournament this year."

6. "Listen 'H', I am NOT voting you a 12. You are not the boss of me."  

5. "I don't care what you say Tins, cappuccino tastes better than expresso."

4. "Rook 1 to Knight 5. Your move Wood."

3. "I not getting in the water either Sugar. It's positively frigid!"

2. "It's o.k. to put your hand there Wally . . . . really."

1. "Excuse me sir; Do you sell any shorts that are bigger."